I would like to take this opportunity to address the slanderous
accusation recently made by none other than WaterLine’s very own Robin Jenkins. A few weeks ago, Robin tried to blame me for electrocuting a bald eagle. Me!

Robin, how hurtful. I am appalled … no, aghast. I simply cannot believe the unmitigated gall you have displayed in lobbing such unfounded charges. To actually suggest, in print no less, that a journalist of such integrity and character as myself would try to cook a bald eagle via electrocution is simply beyond the pale.